Cash Heavy Industries’ Investor Relations Bureau announces that it has licensed Hello Kitty and all her adorable friends — including Pochacco, the excitable spacedog who probably pees a lot — for use in CHI’s upcoming filings with the United States Securities Exchange Commission. Cash Heavy Industries’ financial year begins October 1.
“In order to brand-align our 10-K and other public filings, Cash Heavy Industries has decided to license the entire Sanrio family for use in its regulatory filings,” commented CHI’s manager for Investor Relations-United States, Chad 2. “CHI has always operated under an interpretation of SEC regulations that is fanciful, colorful, and cuddly — just like Hello Kitty herself! Ms. Kitty’s fun-spirited nature will communicate to the regulatory authorities our ‘fun’ take on our numbers. And the cute spacedog is just adorably distracting!”
The cost of this licensing arrangement was not announced, but is expected to be both exorbitant and buried in completely not-fraudulent 10-K reports to the SEC.
CHI trades on Pink Sheets OTC markets everywhere.